Wednesday, August 30, 2006
10:24 PM
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responses i got when i announced bob's death..
me: BOB DIED!!!!!
esther: wat?? so fast??
nat: you didnt clear the shit is it??
drishti: yay (or sth like tat i cant rmb)
tim: haha
penny: who's bob?
faheem: huh i tot it was murdered a few days ago?
i am so tired.. and to everyone concerned about angela.. dun worry she's fine i sent her safely back home.. she just needs rest.. but she's crazy coz she wants to go clubbing like the moment she stepped out of the hospital..
i think summer nights can go to hell tmr coz i just semi-lost my voice..
sigh
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
10:01 PM
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Dairy is crazy is tim btw..
Dairy is Crazy says:
if you dont use ur muscles alot then only it will loosen
Dairy is Crazy says:
so must fuck more
Dairy is Crazy says:
ahha
konglam---bak bak says:
ur normal muscles can train le
konglam---bak bak says:
HOW U TRAIN UR URETHRA AND VAGINA MUSCLES U TELL ME
Dairy is Crazy says:
can!!
Dairy is Crazy says:
its sth like pilates
konglam---bak bak says:
huh
Dairy is Crazy says:
guys can also train their 'stamina' with the same thing
Dairy is Crazy says:
there's this special form of exercise
Dairy is Crazy says:
oh i think one of them is u squat n pull or thighs together
Dairy is Crazy says:
or when u do leg raises.. put a ball in between ur legs n squeeze
Dairy is Crazy says:
then ur pussy will become tighter
Dairy is Crazy says:
haha
Dairy is Crazy says:
i think i read it somewhere
konglam---bak bak says:
huh
konglam---bak bak says:
SIAO
Dairy is Crazy says:
im seious!
Dairy is Crazy says:
u ask alex
SIAO like that all the women in the world will get their big O everytime okay.. tim dun tok rubbish! ADD boy tell me tis rubbish..
and he keeps denying that my vibrator is bigger than his dick..
6:31 PM
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woah
last update: 8 jan 2006
seemed like 100000000 years ago..
okay i am going to summarise some of the things that happened in this whole 1/2 year in point forms.
1) got together with dexter fung - 1 march 2006. officially broke up 6 july 2006.
2) hoho i turned 18 on 5 july 2006.
3) some idiot asked for sex online. forgot the date but dumb shit. samuel samuel i so am not from acjc and i do not stay in yio chu kang haha. but faheem seems pretty interested in him tho.
4) penny and i got flashed by some fucker at lido.
5) when to china in june holidays and china men should seriously dig out their eyeballs.
6) musicals i watched tis year so far: west side story, cabaret and gg to catch tick...tick...boom!
.............................................
if i can actually remember exactly every single thing that happened to me in 6mths i would be blogging til tmr..
so...
things i should be focusing on right now:
1) i need to study for prelims
2) hku hku hku i want to get into hku so badly
3) i want to get out of singapore FOREVER (hopefully)
4) oldham house performance on thurs i cant even rmb the lyrics and i get freaked out at the high notes *we made out and i cut my tongue*
drishti wants me to add a note on how much i love her.
but i have decided to keep our relationship a secret.
tho she doesnt know that i am cheating on her with like 1000 other people such as clarisse.. angel.. penny.. esther.. angela.. candy.. etc etc.
oh yes okay apart frm that amrit is my f***buddy too just so u noe.
and omg i seriously cant be bothered with any school politics that has been going on.