who agrees with me that kai looks like BOB THE BUILDER?

pls remind me to watch BARBIE AND THE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES on SUNDAY 11.30AM on KIDS CENTRAL. i want to watch it damn badly.

thank you.


i asked nat to help me write a marriage proposal to GOEL.
my love.
and also the famous indian lecturer on youtube.
here goes.

goel goel i love your moustache
whenever i think of it i get a very bad rash
let's get married and have a real big bash
i'll wear a ribbon and you'll wear a sash
then we'll make a sex tape and sell it for cash


i feel damn sad for taufik.
who came up with his whole music video concept man.
lemme tell u why it sucks.
1) taufik's lip syncing is not even in sync with the damn song.
2) wat's the whole him sitting at the piano thing for. NOT EVEN PLAYING IT SOMEMORE. POSER OR POSER. (i think it's both.)
3) there was tis like 3 sec scene focusing on this old lady's (in the peranakan outfit) boobs. *which were on her tummy*
4) and the whole time he just sits at the piano. at least pretend to play can or not.
i was just laughing the whole time.
-_________-''


pls watch tis.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QOqXlbWf9Io


am i happy?


and dexter fung.
the cab went past chinatown.
and he had to point out HOTEL 81.
he had to say it so loudly.
thanks.
i was expecting ritz btw.


okie.
my boring days.
haha ms loh asked me "how many days have u not been in school ar??"
i just told her i dunno. haha but she was in good mood.
OKAY I JUST HEARD SOME DISTURBING NEWS.
APPARENTLY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COPYING KAI'S DILBERT PIC AND PUTTING IT ONTO THEIR BLOGS.
okay wanted to update more.
but i am tired now.
so tmr la.

anyway.
i wanted to tell kane who's in the black dahlia.
and i shouted the name hilary WANK so loudly i was so embarrassed okay. and kane just couldnt stop laughing. yes i noe it's hilary SWANK okay.


konglam--- i'm sorry i can't please you all the time okay. says:
kai got doraemon body le

SARCASM - the bastard stepchild of irony says:
hhahahahhaa

SARCASM - the bastard stepchild of irony says:
wtf

konglam--- i'm sorry i can't please you all the time okay. says:
a bit wat

SARCASM - the bastard stepchild of irony says:
he can pull tau sa pau out of his stomach ah



a picture speaks a thousand words. what more can i say.
except HAHAHAHAHAHA x1000000000000000


yes so i was telling nat about clarke quay.
and guess what.
apparently there's tis park near clarke quay called MOUNT CANON.

NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
that
NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
canon park
NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
wtf is it called again ah
NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
mt canon?
konglam--- says:
there's no shit park there.....
NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
i really forgot the name
konglam--- says:
FORT CANNING?
NATAL!E / ♫ Erlend Øye - Ghost Trains (feat. Morga… says:
OHYA

nat.
i think u look at ur camera too much.
now everything is named canon.
it's not even caNNon okay.
it's caNon.
so there's canon hill. canon park. canon reservoir (u noe the one we went to last time isnt actually bedok reservoir. i bluffed you.)
and btw.
killing me was supposed to be THIRD on ur list of things to do.
i hate being shifted back.
icon104




tim!
tis shirt is so you.
u should get it.

hey.

dun be like HUH after seeing these pictures.

i stole these items from tim's house after tuition yesterdae.

and i had a fone call last night at about 12mn saying:

"LAM WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOOTHBRUSH?"

haha as usual. being the lousy actress that i am.

i gaf away the story in approx. 5minutes.

but then again.

i am nice okay.

i left tim his bristles.

so it's not my fault he doesn't want to use it when he doesnt have a proper toothbrush.

"WHO THE FUCK STEALS A HOUSE FONE???"

haha well tim tim tim.

you gave me this idea when u were searching for ur house fone at the beginning of the tuition.

"MY ALARM CLOCK IS FROM IKEA AND IT'S SWEDISH."

i dunno wat to say about that. u are retarded tim.

hahahahahahahaha.

ya go ahead tell ur sunday school teacher i stole ur toothbrush la.

L-O-S-E-R.

hahahahhahahahaha

okay. tagboard screwed up my blog.

so i will put a new one SOON.

okay guess what.
i got my wallet back.
the person who picked it up apparently slipped it into my mailbox with everything else.
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR DROPPING MY WALLET WITH MY IC STUDENT ID AND EZLINK BACK.
I ALSO WISH YOU LOSE 10X THE AMOUNT OF CASH YOU TOOK FROM MY WALLET.
approx 200bucks.. 10X = 2000BUCKS.
SO YOU CAN FEEL 10X THE HEART PAIN I FELT.
YUP BETTA STILL LIKE WAT NAT SAID YOU SHOULD LOSE IT TO ME. HAHA.


okay this sucks.
i lost my wallet.
in holland v.
or on the cab.
debit card+atm card+nric+ezlink+sch student card+200bucks cash gone.
thank goodness for dex who came back to holland v to "rescue" me.
sigh.
okay i don't know why i am actually positive about it.
it's either..
1) the police officer says 70-80% of the people get their wallets back.
2) my mom lost her HK ID in CHINA and she just laughed about it.


hoho.
met brenda jamie candy.
mad jack then island creamery.
toked toked toked toked toked.

i think i am sounding more and more like kai.
i've been saying "you think you damn funny la."
i think the next thing i will do is start wearing nautica shirts.
oh and increase to a size 100000000.
sigh. pls dun let that dae come.

haha james called me SWAN PRINCESS okay.


so sad...
jay's leaving for canada..
he's the funniest male collegue ever..
always doing stripper dance moves and singing songs..
and saying the most random stuff..
and yesterdae i couldnt find some of the stuff and he's like "first day ar first day" with that funny filipino accent..
haha and dr mah bot us pizzzza yesterdae!

i had the best sleeeeeeeep ever last night.
came home frm iguanas after 3shots of tequila and 1 jug of margaritas with tim and kai..
i just threw everything on the floor and slept til like 1 when i woke up to wash off my make up.. haha it is v impt u noe..
and i slept again..
=)

and i went to the supermarket..
tis girl in front of me in the queue was carrying a basket full of sanitary pads..
and tis random lady (middle aged) who walked past told her to buy another brand cz it smells nice and it absorbs betta blah blah blah..

eh auntie (i am not being rude in tis case she was really an AUNTIE)..
i seriously dun think it's your problem which brand of sanitary pads she uses.
and why do u care so much that it smells nice. not as though u use it as perfume patches or sth. it's to collect blood.
and. BUY UR OWN GROCERIES AND STOP PEEKING INTO PEOPLE'S BASKET.

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