anyway.
compare dex and the donnie yen guy in the previous post.
TWINS okay.

anyway azfar did this himself.
but i ripped it off him.





25th.
xmas.
shopping in hk with cousin.
hee hee

26-29th was great.
coz i had dexter with me.
and we spent 24hrs a day for 3 days together.
<3






there are more pics.. hee hee but for our private viewing only..

seriously.
i cant stand people who acts cool.
this hk guy was trying to act pro and make conversation with tis ang moh guy on the train.
and i noe i am a bitch for eavedropping.
but it's too funny.

#1
hk guy: hey MAN. did you go to tsim sha tsui to see the night SCENARIO??

#2
hk guy: ooh i stayed in russia for a while too. (apparently the ang moh was russian). the vodka there is *pause for 3 seconds* fucking cheap.

#3
hk guy: the food will come. they will push the TRAY. it's fifteen dollars.

crap i was trying not to laugh the whole time.
okay if chris thinks my five-twenty is funny seriously he needs to hear this guy.
coz it's hongkong-shanghai-wannabe american all together okay.
*in hk accent*
now everybody. repeat after me. FIFTEEN DOLLARS.



dont you think tis guy looks like dexter.
that's my like first impression of dexter.


tim..
has made a fucking comment..

Biotech is Godzilla says:
haha remembr when u wanted to eat ur own organs?

Biotech is Godzilla says:
this is good news for u cos now u get to eat more!

Biotech is Godzilla says:
its DOUBLE the size of a normal uterus!


okay so i went to see a gynae today..
(i am not pregnant if that's wat u're thinking.. i also DO NOT have herpes..)
and i went to do an ultrasound..
again i emphasize that I AM NOT PREGNANT..
i din drink enough water before the scan so i had to go buy water and i forced down 2 bottles..
they said i have to be bloated to do the scan.. so okay..
then i did the scan and blah blah blah..
and they gave me a report about my uterus..
my right ovary is apparently bigger than my left one according to the dimensions written on the report..
and my uterine lining is apparently 24mm.. it is freaking twice the thickness of normal women which is usually less than 12mm..
and the doctor cant tell if it's my norm or wat so she wants me to go back after my period this month..

can someone tell me if THICKER UTERINE LINING=MORE FERTILE??

anyway i dun understand these china ppl..
when i was seeing the doctor..
10 other women were crowding around the table when i was seeing the doctor.. and listening..
and commenting..
hello??
ever heard of FUCK OFF??
leave my fat uterine lining alone.




OMG ISNT THAT AZFAR!?


i stayed at home and watched the documentary channel the whole day.
wow i know.
heeeheee.

kai: tim called u a bastard.
evidence:
(7:32 PM) konglam---:
eh did kai send u a pic

(7:32 PM) konglam---:
the jap girl one

(7:32 PM) Routine #6:
nope

(7:32 PM) Routine #6:
shit man bastard didnt send me

man i am bored.
NAT HAVE A FANTASTIC HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
ENJOY!!

drish: when are u gg us..?



i miss my fat walrus friend.

i saw monks today at the supermarket.
and i went up to them and i sang hallelujah..
dad thinks that they din understand wat it meant.
but i tot the word's pretty universal...

can someone tell me if i bit chris' tit at the airport??
i have tis vague image that i did..
but i cant really rmb..


10 things i want to say to chi_a men
1) (i'm sorry -but actually i am not) your wife is FAT
2) how cheap can you get when you try to cut the f**king queue by flashing your 100 bill.. oh but then again you only have that much..
3) stare wat stare. never see pretty girl before issit.
4) you have a small dick face so shut up.
5) FUCK OFF.
6) i think you should call my dentist.you have holes in your teeth.. oh wait or is that black stuff there because you dont brush your teeth?
7) i hope your get banged down by car. but i dont think that will come true since you've only seen a bicycle your whole life.
8) you dare stick your dick out i'll cut it off.
9) you stare at my mom's ass again i will shoot you.
10) stop squatting by the roadside as if you are shitting.


1) nat <3
2) drop it on me
3) i don't feel like dancing
4) follow me
5) from paris to berlin
6) stars are blind
7) nat's FAVOURITE
8) MY FAVOURITE haha
9) hahahahah my theme song
10) drishti's FAVOURITE
11) 525600
12) hahahahahaha nat's her NO. 1 FAN
13) celebrate good times COME ON
14) wat's the title for tis one?
15) stayin' alive
16) y-m-c-a
17) hahahahahaha nat was embarassed when she asked me for her songs last year
18) foolishhhhhh..
19) JUST LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20) boi tim's crybaby song..

we will still be..
friends forever..




was just looking at the chiang mai pics and i don't know wat compelled me to do this.. hmm
but well azfar baby i miss you..


day 2 in shanghai..
and i dont know why i am here..
i miss everyone back in singapore..
i watched the vid that nat made..
and i cried a million buckets..
god i miss u guys so much..

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